We have had all seven dwarves under surveillance for several months now. Undoubtedly Doc is the leader, though it is possible that Dopey is the mastermind behind the entire scheme. Both Happy and Sleepy are so spaced out most of the time it is unlikely they take any responsible part in the day-to-day operation. Grumpy takes care of accounting and communicates with outside operatives. Bashful receives cash both from the Soviet Union and Cuba --his motivations are political rather than monetary in nature. Sneezy has become very paranoid in recent weeks and in one recent incident dug an upturned bootie into Grumpy's groin.
Note that the variant "Grumpy's" is an acceptable match. This was accomplished by hiding name variants in the word field under an empty opaque text field. Further examples of these variants follow.
QUIZ: (click on the asterisked word to see the answer)
1. Dwarf that suffers nosebleeds*
2. Dwarf who claims medical degree*
3. Dwarf that can't stop laughing*
4. Dwarf who is often unconscious*
5. Dwarf who is a pinko*
Hope you can make use of the technique, and our apologies to Walt Disney.